Friday, February 04, 2011

The Widow and The Divorcee, Episode 4: Rehab

Charlie Sheen entered rehab for the umpteenth time this week after being hospitalized for stomach pains induced by a 36-hour bender/porno party. At that party, Sheen was photographed revealing a mouth full of busted up gold teeth, leaving everyone to assume Sheen's drug/drinking habits have destroyed his chompers. Everyone, that is, except my mother - the world's biggest Two and a Half Men fan - who was truly astonished at the announcement of Sheen's break from the show.