Widow: What is a menage-a-trois?
Divorcee: If you don't know, I don't want to tell you.
Widow: Oh, I know.
Divorcee: I knew you'd read that article. I come up all the time in your feed. You have like 10 friends and I'm very active on Facebook.
Widow: Yeah, but I hid you.
Divorcee: What?! You HID me?! You have 10 Facebook friends and you hid your daughter???
Widow: Well, you take up too much space. So did you really do that while you were married?
Widow: Carolyn, you let your husband have sex with someone else?!
Divorcee: No. No. They did not have intercourse. Although I sort of wish they did because I would have divorced him sooner.
Widow: Who was it?
Divorcee: I can't say.
Divorcee: Because I won't.
Widow: Because I know him? Her?
Divorcee: The subject is closed.
Widow: So it was just an idea that you had that didn't really pan out.
Divorcee: Well, I think that's pretty clearly implied in my quote. But I also had another one in high school the first time I got high, if that's any consolation.