WARNING! This contains swears! (Of course it does. I was talking with a black man.)
Chat between my friend Elon James White and I. You can catch him live-streaming his Blackness today at 2pm EST. "Blacking it Up Live" - http://twib.me/biu
Elon: yo
Elon: yo
me: yo muthafucker
how you livin?
Elon: uncomfortably as usual
are you home
me: yes
what up?
Elon: are you with child?
me: no
ha
bitch you did not just ask me if i was pregnant
i am doing yogfa dammit!
Elon: like with child
me: YOGFA!
haha - i know
Elon: your child
lol
do you have skype?
me: i don't
i'm so sorry
i gots no camera
Elon: how do you talk on your computer?
me: i don't
Elon: i thought youve done that in the past
me: mark had one on his mac
lost it in the divorce
Elon: ah
me: only thing i was sad about
Elon: DAMN DIVORCE
me: why, you need me to check some shit for your show?
Elon: Was gonna have u sub for someone
me: oh - on your live stream thing!
that would be sweet
but some of us are actual ghetto and shit
boogie
Elon: ha
g-voice-chat is ghetto
me: i don't even have a mic, son
Elon: well FOR THE FUTURE
you should have one son.
just in case
i got on CNN cause i had one
me: i know
i need to get a mac
i'ma have to fuck a rich dude
Elon: not a mac
just a headset
me: i see
still
rich dude fucking required
Elon: no you should still go fuck a rich dude
me: hahaha - exactly
Elon: no one is saying you should be above fucking the rich dude
im just saying you could just fuck a dude with stable income
read: non-comedian
me: um
i would never fuck a comedian
i don't even masturbate
Elon: you SAY that
me: that's how committed i am to that
Elon: comedy is incestuous
drunken nights
at a club
me: well i'm certainly not gonna fuck any comics that are related to me
Elon: then a bar
then you wake up with hacky jokes in your bed
or youre in their bed
me: hacky jokes transmit HIV
Elon: or there was no bed and there was a bathroom
YOU JUST DONT KNOW
me: WHY ARE YOU CURSING ME?
what did i tell you onstage that time?
i will cut off your dick!
hahaha
WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES
