Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Give Me Liberty

Comedian Jamie Kilstein just sent out a message including a link to this YouTube video featuring Naomi Wolf, author of Give Me Liberty: A Handbook for American Revolutionaries. It's 27 minutes long, but it goes by very quickly, and what she's saying is extremely important. People of both parties and all ages know that this forced bailout of Wack Street is a total sham. It's easy to feel powerless - I know I often do - but at least take a minute to educate yourself on what's really going on and listen to the courageous voice of this superbly intelligent and well-spoken woman who is unafraid to call bullshit when she smells it:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XgkeTanCGI

And here's the CSPAN video she references wherein Rep. Brad Sherman (D-CA) divulges that members of Congress were intimidated into passing the bailout:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaG9d_4zij8

I think the most insane thing about all this is that even though the bailout was shoved through with little or no fanfare, the markets still dropped drastically and have now bounced back, hundreds of points at a time. I've always wondered how it is that our entire economy is based on funny money - made up dollars that aren't really there. So the market becomes volatile and suddenly Americans are potentially forced to live in a police state... is this real? Is this what being human is all about? I realize and often rationalize that things have always been this way: there's the king and then there are the peasants. But how is it that we have been so failed by our government, created by the people for the people? Or have we simply failed ourselves?

I think about my mother, someone who "doesn't have time" to concern herself with what's really going on, someone who just blindly trusts that Sarah Palin is a "reformer." (At least the people in Philly weren't fooled.) My mother came up at a time when working people were taught that the rich deserve to be rich; she thinks CEO's make billions upon kajillions because they're just smarter and better than the rest of us. Which is precisely what the criminally wealthy rely on: that regular people feel as if they're from a lower caste. That they'll be too scared to stand up for their rights.

It seems as if there's a deadly paradigm shift happening right now; it looms heavy and strange in the air. These are times of crisis, but not in the way the leadership wants us to think. Look around you: when you walk down the street, how many surveillance cameras do you see? How many advertisements are constantly thrown in your face to distract you? How many blinking lights and flashy images? It's bread and circuses, except W. and his fear mongers are the clowns.

You know, because I'm a comic, I want somehow desperately to make a joke here. But it's just not funny. I care about humanity, and I feel as though we're losing our very essence. I said last night to Mark, while soaking in hot water trying to sweat out a fever, "There's no gratitude left in this world. Just attitude and the grr..." I realize that platitude would probably look best on a card starring Maxine, everyone's favorite crabby old cartoon lady. But it's true. I guess if the best I can offer the world is a lame quote that can someday be used on the Yoga Dogs calendar, so be it. I'm just trying to find some hope in this crazy mess we've landed in after 8 years of fraudulent rule.


Thursday, October 09, 2008

Upcoming Shows!

TONIGHT!

Meat and Potatoes Oct. 9 @ 9:30

THURSDAY, OCT. 9th at 9:30
Meat and Potatoes at The PIT
154 W. 29th Street
$8

America may run on Dunkin'... but when it finally stops to sit down for dinner, it eats Meat and Potatoes!

Meat and Potatoes is a spirited new show celebrating the working class. It features "big-city" comedians who've found a home among New York's glitterati telling stories about their humble beginnings. So whether you're from a small, backwoods town, the ghetto or worse yet - a foreign country - Meat and Potatoes salutes you!

Featuring:

Real-life couple and comedy duo straight outta Indiana, Abbi Crutchfield and Luke Thayer! (The Living Room)

Half-Arab, Half-Italian, direct at you from Jersey, Dean Obeidallah! (Comedy Central's The Watch List and Axis of Evil Tour, The View)

A silly little man originally from Watertown, SD, it's Timmy Williams! (Fuse and IFC's Whitest Kids U Know)

What happens when you're raised by naked hippies in Cali? Jess Wood! (HBO's Def Comedy Jam)

Brought to you by The Pride of Oswego, Carolyn Castiglia (VH1) and Lebanon, PA's Black Sheep, Shawn Hollenbach (Here TV)

Reserve tickets now! http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/34656

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WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 15th at 9
"And Then There's Vaud..."
Hosted by Jenny Rubin (WE's Cinematherapy, Here TV's Busted)

Featuring:

Carolyn Castiglia (Vh1's White Rapper Show, Last Comic Standing)
Becky Donohue (Comedy Central's Premium Blend, Tough Crowd)
Danny Leary (Here TV's Hot Gay Comics)
Mindy Raf as Leibya Rogers (Vh1's Best Night Ever Podcast)

...with headliner Jonny McGovern (LOGO's Big Gay Sketch Show)

THE TRIAD
158 W. 72nd St.
$10 cover (cash only)
2 drink min.
www.triadnyc.com

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hysterical

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 16th at 9:30
BABY MAMAS OF COMEDY
Part of The Hysterical Festival

Featuring:

Pat Candaras (Runner Up - Nick At Nite's "Funniest Mom In America")
Kim "Boney" DeShields (Nick At Nite's "Funniest Mom in America")
Andrea Henry (Comedy Central's "Open Mic Fight")
Laurie Kilmartin ("Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn," "Jimmy Kimmel")
Corey Kahaney (HBO, "Last Comic Standing")

Hosted by Carolyn Castiglia (MTV, VH1)

Comix Mainstage
353 W. 14th Street (at 9th Ave)
$15 advance, $20 at the door plus a two item minimum purchase in the showroom.
BUY TICKETS HERE: https://www.comixny.com/reserve.aspx?eid=469&sid=1473

Here's a little feature from the current BUSTline with a fabulous pic of Glennis McMurray and Eliza Skinner, known collectively as I Eat Pandas!

Hysterical Fest BUSTline

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And then I go on tour! http://theobamagirlsofcomedy.wordpress.com/

Obama Girls of Comedy Tour

Some coverage we got in Philly:

Obama Girls of Comedy Philly 1
Obama Girls of Comedy Philly 2

Sunday, October 05, 2008

Sad Clown

An animated GIF I made from pictures taken after my number at Jessica Delfino's Naughty Nautical Night. Here are a few more dressing room shots:

Joey Nice.

Me!

Dame Darcy on stage.

Delfino!

It's been a really great week. Tonight I hosted at Laugh Lounge and then got to freestyle at The Annex with the boys from The Fabulous Entourage while my friends Adira and Becky put on a fine ribbon dance. That's about all a girl can ask for, to be honest. Just some heavy-duty ribbon dancing, a beat over which to flow and a hot mic from which to pump out the jokiage. My life is complete.

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Super Fun!

I did a show at my alma mater, SUNY Fredonia, last night. It was a total blast. I got to open up for the delicious Bernie Pauley, who is totally hilarious and adorbs. If anyone out there has pictures, please send them! Word.