ERRRRRRRRRR! I'm sorry. Wait. Can you go back one for a second?
Oh, you mean to UREA*?
Wickety-wickety-wickety-what? I don't want piss in my lotion!
If I wanted to rub piss all over my skin, I'd date one of these guys:
Besides, I learned one of the most important rules to live by from my father, who used to say:
"It's better to be pissed off than pissed on."
So true, Dad. So true. Unless you have dry skin, apparently.
*Okay, I guess Urea is not exactly Urine, but still. Do ureally want it in your Target knock-off Vaseline Intensive Care? I think not.