Last night, on the subway, I saw an Asian kid wearing an Italian horn. In case you don't know what an Italian horn is (what? mingya!), it looks like this:
And that's about how big his was, too. It's was HUGE! It looked ridonkulous.
It made me realize that's what white people look like when they wear yin-yangs.
Imagine one of these around my neck, in my ears, around my wrist and at one point even in my (allergy-ridden) nostril and you can pretty much conjur my teen years:
All the while I thought I was deep, but really I was just an Asian kid wearing an Italian horn. I get it now. And I'm sorry.
And that's about how big his was, too. It's was HUGE! It looked ridonkulous.
It made me realize that's what white people look like when they wear yin-yangs.
Imagine one of these around my neck, in my ears, around my wrist and at one point even in my (allergy-ridden) nostril and you can pretty much conjur my teen years:
All the while I thought I was deep, but really I was just an Asian kid wearing an Italian horn. I get it now. And I'm sorry.
