"People wonder why the enemy is winning. It's because we have no rules in our society! That's why we promote homosexuality and lesbians and racism! And all you women, you all think that if you dress like sluts you'll get a guy who'll like you! No! He ain't gonna like you! He's just gonna take what he wants from you and leave you!" (It should be noted that at this point, his sidekick who was holding a bible actually grinned and snickered, "That's right.") He continued:
"And you want me to feel sorry for you after that happens. But the truth is, I really don't feel sorry for you, acting all like that."
May I just say, there is nothing like a judgemental, unsympathetic, unforgiving, wrathful, self-appointed preacher with a dirty flannel shirt on inside out who equates being gay with being a hateful race-monger to make me miss that old time religion. Why is it that we have this fearful "enemy," again? Because of God. That's right. I almost forgot.
On a more positive note, I was handed a flyer for Dianetics in the Times Square station this week, which must mean that girl thought I should be in pictures. Yes! The haircut works! Hubbard-lujah!
In closing, there's this:
Hey there, Scientologist! How's life thetan ya? HEY-OH!