Scene: Interior of a taxi cab. Two girls get in the back.
Maria: I don't know Carolyn, I just feel like I'm on a hamster wheel of doing the same shows...
Carolyn: I know, but you're doing great. You just have to keep getting up all the time and people will call you.
: What? Yous girls comedians or sumin?
: DO SOME JOKES!
: Why not? I said do your rant for me!
Carolyn: Hey dude, what is this? Taxi Driver? Take it easy, De Niro.
: YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
Carolyn: No, dude. Calm down.
: They said I could be a comic. They said I was funny. My friends all told me...
Maria: Why didn't you?
: I am. I did. You ever heard of a little thing called HBO?
Carolyn: Taxicab Confessions?
: No. Cash Cab.
Maria: I've done Cash Cab.
: Yeah. They gave me $4000, but they didn't air it. They didn't like that I had ideas for them. But HBO did. They liked me. I took a guy once to CT. He wasn't goin' there. He fell asleep, and when he woke up I had to give him $100. I had to give him $100 just to get him to shut up. It was hilarious. They weren't filming it or anything, tho. I just did that. On my own.
: Where you goin'? You want me to take you to Weehawken?
Carolyn: No. Maria, wanna come over to my place tonight? (Winks.)
: WHAT? YOU SCARED OF ME NOW?
: You scared I'm gonna take you to CT?
Carolyn: No, we're just having a meeting.
: OH YEAH RIGHT, YOU'RE SCARED OF ME NOW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(The girls throw money in the front seat and exit the cab.)
: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU'RE SCARED OF ME! (Honks horn wildly and throws confetti (blood drops?) out the window, drives off.) SCARED OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!........
Carolyn: Anyway, next stop! Thanks. Have a good night. See you tomorrow...