"I'll give you some saliva to spit it with you dry-mouthed slut!"

Oh - white rapper. You are the best show ever.

Persia is a goddess. I was pretty sure she was gonna come off like a nut but actually she's very intelligent and beautiful. (All dildo waving aside.) I just said to my friend Heidi, "Persia and I would either be vag-f*ckin' or cuttin' each other."

At least I'm not the King of the 'Burbs. Ghetto Revival, y'all!

BEST QUOTES ABOUT THE SHOW:

Me: See, he's the sensitive PhD candidate. (About Jus Rhyme who was offended by Persia's use of the N*Word.)
Heidi: Is this a spoken word contest? (About everything.)
Brian: I love the use of Helvetica. (About the constant use of captions.)
Nichelle: She's disrespecting the 'hood wearing those shorts! (About Fergie - I mean, Misfit.)
Matt: Was this filmed in 1988?

MC Serch is mad gully, yo. Here's proof. He said:

wack
geeked
Vanilla Ice - 29 times
STEP OFF! (echo...)

Best quotes said about me by my "friends":

Matt: "You're the William Hung!"
Nichelle: "Yeah, you already have your song ready, you don't even have to wait!"

Best quote about me during the show:

MC Serch: "Aahh - CKC..."
Prince Paul: "Just a little overboard for me."

p.s. - "Are you drunk right now?" "It happens."