Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Barack-n-Roll!

My hero!

I could not be more thrilled that Barack Obama announced his candidacy yesterday. Me and my girl Glennis (who hosted a great show I did last week at the PIT) are going cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs over it!

From our recent G-chat:

me: i want to barack with you, all night

Glennis: yo i love that man!
he dropped an obama on my heart!

me: he's like a smart sexy john kerry

me: you workin'?
let's have a pun contest
i wouldn't mind being stuck between barack and a hard place...

Glennis: phew! boss was just standing here. beat it, ho

me: hahahaha
shit

Glennis: i'd eat a barack of lamb with him

me: i bet his wife has a nice barack

Glennis: his lips are so lucious I bet he uses a lot of lip obama

me: my favorite sade song is lovers barack

Glennis: he really sets the bar(ack) high

Glennis: seriously. he's our only hope
he's amazing
i'm buying his biography today

me: he's our great black hope

Glennis: i almost said that
hahaha

Glennis: we need to make up a name for his fan club
and then start it

me: YESYESYESYESYES

Glennis: Obammies?
Barack-attack

me: I wanna barack obamie, hey hey, dance with me?
i just put the baby down for a nap
i had to barack her to sleep

Glennis: did you give her an obama-fier? (pacifier. that one wasn't as clear)

me: hahahahahahaha

Glennis: barack her to sleap is GOOD

me: sleap

Glennis: hahaha

me: like she's cheap

Glennis: she'll sleep for ANYONE

me: ha!

Glennis: omg look how much GC wants him:

NEW SPANK BANK IMAGE

me: hahahahahaha
why is that not in life & style?

Glennis: question of the day! seriously, people!

me: um, barack the vote, glennis

Glennis: barack it all night long, C-Stigs
(that's the name I've given you in my head, btw. I don't call you Carolyn. I call you C-Stigs)

me: i love it
what's the weather like?

Glennis: Freeezing

me: is it obalmy out?
i guess not

Glennis: shit. you got me
hahaha
that was an obama-nation

And in 2008 let's hope ours is, too.