
Dear salad,
I miss you. It's been way too long. I'm sorry. I never meant to stay away like this. It's just that I've been busy. Too busy... seeing other peeps.

Come back to me, salad. I promise I'll treat you right this time. I'll do that thing you like... where I chew you slowly... and then swallow.
To quote Donna Summer, this time I know it's for real.
Love,
Carolyn


