Monday, October 02, 2006

Guys, guns don't kill people...

Crazy people with guns do.

How could you kill a bunch of Amish kids? It's not like they wouldn't stop prank calling you or drove by and bashed in your mailbox...

"Here Elizabeth, go smash this in Mr. Johnson's face."

Unlikely.

People are f'ing nuts.

I mean, I hate to be all grrl power right now but this is the third school shooting in one week! Aaaah!

"If I hear one more time about a fool's right to his tools of rage, I'm gonna take all my friends and I'm gonna move to Canada... and we're gonna die of old age."

Oh wait... maybe not.