Oh man... while I was meticulously perfecting the post below, SOMEONE BURNT MY RAMEN NOODLES! WTF Republican party?! If you've got a beef (flavored packet) with me, why don't you just say it to my face?! Oh, is that a smirk? Sure, you've done Rupert Murdoch's bidding on this blog, but you've also done it on my stomach. Why don't you just go home and think about that.