Wednesday, August 02, 2006

No Nukes

My cousin once told me that McDonald's workers refer to the microwave as the "Q." And they have to say things like, "Can you Q this?" so that nobody knows their food isn't being made fresh.
Ever stand next to a microwave while it was cooking something and wonder if your internal organs were being q'd?
The best I could hope for today is that my heart turns out medium-well.
Just Q It!