Inspired by the success of Wilmer Valderrama's hit show "Yo Momma," I thought it was time to pitch my show, "Yo Grandma" to the networks. Here are just a sampling of the fierce snaps you'll hear on the pilot episode:
- Yo Grandma is so old, dinosaurs ask her what life was like before they were born!
- Yo Grandma is so fat, she don't need a heatin' pad to cure her arthritis - she just rests her upper arm flab on her elbow joint!
- Yo Grandma is so dumb, she makes people with Alzheimer's look smart!
- Yo Grandma is so smelly, she makes "hospital" seem like the latest scent from Yankee Candle!
- Yo Grandma is so hairy, you could brush your teeth with her mole!
- Yo Grandma is so mean, she makes Hitler look like Hello Kitty!
- Yo Grandma is so broke, she makes a leaky faucet look like a Brita filter!
- Yo Grandma is so frail, she makes Kate Moss look like Carolyn Castiglia!