Thursday, June 08, 2006

What's up, dude?

Blogger has been sucking balls all week. Earlier in the week pics were not displaying properly and yesterday Blogger was completely DOWN. Down for "maintenance." Maintenance my Ashley Olsen!

There's only one thing that could keep Blogger down for almost an entire day.

Damn you, Satan! Damn you to heaven!

See, since nothing catastrophic happened on 666, I think Satan figured he would take the ultimate revenge by shutting down the world's collective journal:

"Oh, oh, it's my big day and no one's blowing anything up? No natural disasters? No murderous rampage? I've waited 1,000 years for this day to come around again and what do I get? Nothing. Not even a new Marilyn Manson record. Oh - don't even mention that awful movie to me. What?... Please! That book is not even worth discussing. In fact, it offends me when people call Ann Coulter Satan. I'm not that bad."