Got an email from a friend today that said:
This is a money angel.
Pass it to 6 of your good friends and be rich in 4 Days.
Pass it to 12 of your good friends and be rich in 2 Days.
I am not joking. If u delete it u will beg. Trust me!!!
We're not friends anymore.
How you gonna send somebody a friging angel and tell them it will do amazing things for them if they tell other people about it, but if they don't they are going to suffer?
That's preposterous! I mean, that would be like telling somebody that Jesus would save their soul as long as they went to remote Tsunami-stricken regions of the world to proselytize but if they didn't they'd go to hell.
Oh, wait. I guess we are still friends.
I figure 12 people will see this here. Pass it on - IF YOU VALUE YOUR SOUL...........
How come nobody sends an email that says, "This is a poop of love. No need to forward. Don't send it back. Just know that this piece of shit means I love you. And you are about to win a million dollars. Have a nice day."
p.s. - If you do pass this on, do what I do and sabotage the original author by deleting the part that sounds like the threat of a stalker holding a dead rabbit over your head. Sure, you won't get the money, but you'll get to keep your friends.