Updated my profile

Hopefully this reflects more accurately my current situation. Thoughts?

I have to say, it is strange being home. I feel free, yet unproductive. Somehow the stress of the man watching over you makes you feel like you're doing more, yeah? Or am I just some kind of S&M freak who will only find her true self in a leather mask?* I don't know. What I do know is, making to do lists may be harder while you're sitting on your couch naked, but it is definitely more fun.

I think I am auditioning for a movie tomorrow. Hmm. I will let you know how it goes.

Watched the first half of the Phantom of the Opera last night. It sucked. Got a refund. Not because it sucked, but because it ended before we could finish it since TWC sucks poop and the movie wouldn't start the day we actually bought it. So much for "Videos on Demand." It's more like "Videos you can ask for politely like the plebeian scum you are that we will play whenever we feel like playing them for you, SH*TBALL!"

Went to a baby shower this weekend. Bought the parents some baby clothes. They were really cute. I think having a baby is going to be fun. Just sayin'. I am loving the baby blog if you want to check it out. It is cute and fluffy instead of mean and bitter like regular life sometimes. HEY! Somebody took her happy pills this morning!

*I know it's pride week this week and several of my readers may be donning their leather chaps and helmets as we speak, so please know that I mean "freak" in the best possible way, as in, "That is FREAKing awesome" or "Yo, man, Lance Armstrong is a FREAK on the bike," not, "The Elephant Man was a FREAKing FREAK who FREAKED people out."

Get your freak on.

This post is insane.

Can prenatal vitamins make you hyper? I feel like I could lift up a car right now.