Is it Armageddon or is it just Hilary Swank?
Where do I even begin?...
Let me start by saying, I love Bob Balaban. The man is a genius associated with a lot of other geniuses and I'd die to work with any of them one day (sooner rather than later, please.) And I just passed him on the street yesterday which is odd because not too long ago my friend Jodi (of upcoming cabaret fame, yes) sat in Union Square Park right next to him. But anyway - when I saw Bob, I thought he had a funny vibe, an "I'm about to produce something that could be awesome or awful" kind of vibe. But I can see Bob making this work - but Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe? TWO-TIME OSCAR WINNING Hilary Swank and - Chad Lowe? I mean, why? What's the point Hilary? We know you made it out of the trailer park to become the Next Karate Kid (not for long)... we know you have a penchant for looking like a boy and being fierce. Must we know know how good you are at god-damn charades?! Can someone call Oprah on this, please?...
Hank Azaria is going to be on, so with the 1-2 Bob-Hank punch, I will probably try to tune in. Plus I kind of have a soft spot in my heart for Carson Kressley.
Hey - I just thought if this. Wouldn't it be funnier if they played "Celebrity" instead?
p.s. - People think I look like Parker Posey. I'm just sayin'. I've heard it more than once. Some kid just told me last week at Brutal Honesty, so, you know, it must be true. Even pregs. So there.
