Tuesday, May 17, 2005

To the extraordinarily thin woman in the excessively see-thru white linen pants whose ass was in my face on the subway...

Dear ETWITESTWLPWAWIMFOTS,

Just because your butt-cheeks are teeny-tiny like a baby's and perfectly round like an orange does not mean you should show them and your hot pink thong to strangers on the train. I think you thought you looked good since you seemed snobby and rich and were staring at your own reflection longingly in the train window, but really you looked slutty and outsmarted by your pants.

Cheers!
Carolyn