1st syllable... sounds like (visual of me turning steering wheel)... no, not drive, but close... car, yes! Sounds like car! No, not jar. (Visual of me drinking.) Bar - YES! BAR!
2nd syllable... (visual of me making pottery on a wheel.) No, not massage. (Visual of me digging in the earth.) No, not dirt, but something like that... Sounds like (visual of me doing scales of justice). Okay, you're not getting that. Sounds like (visual of me handing out money.) Pay! Yes! Sounds like pay!
If you got the second syllable and you add it to the first, you can figure out where I am today. (Full name not given to protect my paycheck.) Still working for crazy lady. She's not as bad today, but that's because I did most of her work yesterday, so she doesn't really have anything to complain about. I'm actually trying to type quietly right now, for fear of being caught. Yesterday when I had a down moment I posted my one post for the day and she said, "No, you're not here to do your work, you're here to do my work." Exactly. You know it's gonna be a good day when the first thing you hear is, "Lower your voice - you talk too loud." Twice. Then she questioned my basic ability to comprehend expenses at least 10 times on top of micromanaging to the point of:
Me: "Should I print?"
Her: "No."
(pause)
Her: "Okay, now print."
Hot.
I'm gonna go now. Wish me luck! I'll be back if I can.
Love, Carolyn
2nd syllable... (visual of me making pottery on a wheel.) No, not massage. (Visual of me digging in the earth.) No, not dirt, but something like that... Sounds like (visual of me doing scales of justice). Okay, you're not getting that. Sounds like (visual of me handing out money.) Pay! Yes! Sounds like pay!
If you got the second syllable and you add it to the first, you can figure out where I am today. (Full name not given to protect my paycheck.) Still working for crazy lady. She's not as bad today, but that's because I did most of her work yesterday, so she doesn't really have anything to complain about. I'm actually trying to type quietly right now, for fear of being caught. Yesterday when I had a down moment I posted my one post for the day and she said, "No, you're not here to do your work, you're here to do my work." Exactly. You know it's gonna be a good day when the first thing you hear is, "Lower your voice - you talk too loud." Twice. Then she questioned my basic ability to comprehend expenses at least 10 times on top of micromanaging to the point of:
Me: "Should I print?"
Her: "No."
(pause)
Her: "Okay, now print."
Hot.
I'm gonna go now. Wish me luck! I'll be back if I can.
Love, Carolyn
