Just wanted to give a shout out to my boy Phil in Punxsutawney, PA, who saw his shadow today! Thanks, Phil. Six more weeks of winter! Gee! What will I do? Oh, I know, how about doing the same thing I'd do if you didn't see your shadow and we'd have an "early Spring" since Spring never comes before fricking mid-March anyway! The people who made the rules for this whole shadow thing have obviously never stood outside to watch the NYC St. Patrick's Day parade. You would have to be a drunk Irishman to call that kind of weather "Spring." Everyone knows there is no Spring in New York. There is only Freezing Death and Sweltering Death. And, Cinco de Mayo.
