Okay, Dave... so you're not 28. You're 31. I just read that in an article on davechappelle.com. BUT - on the Chapelle's Show page on comedycentral.com it says you're 28. Unless I'm crazy. Which may mean that I'm not 28, either. Who knows?!
BUT - guess what else I found out?! You're married - I'm married... You've got 2 kids, I've got 2 cats... it is still meant to be! Yes!
Okay, I'm gonna let it go now. "Let it Be," if you will. Cuz I know, no matter what happens, we are like the yin-yang, Dave Chappelle and I.
Namaste, Biatch! I'm out!